So I was playing around on the internet (I'll explain later... maybe in a third blog entry for today?) and I came upon a site that uses state-of-the-art technology to match your face to the celebrity you most resemble. It made me realize how amazing it is that we don't have a cure for cancer yet and also that I must have an invisible mustache.
Anyway, I uploaded a photo and excitedly wondered what celebrity it would tell me I looked like. Maybe it would tell me that I look like Kate Moss, or Suzanne Sommers or Heidi Klum...
This was my first result:
Okay... I thought. At least the computer thinks I'm hot! Well... at least it thinks I am 70% hot. I decided that I'd check out who else the computer thought I looked like.
So I hit next.....
... and I got this result. I immediately hit next again because I thought "this has to be some kind of mistake...
...but no. There was not a mistake. I really must actually look like a man. Still, I thought I'd give it one more shot...
I was discouraged by this result, but decided that maybe next time...
Nope. But at least I didn't have a mustache in this one...
This is about where I started needing a hug.
What am I going to do with my life??
